so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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