He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
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It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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