these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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