Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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