my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
