maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Randomize
