Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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