You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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