What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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