I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
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why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
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