My nipple is on Facebook.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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