i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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