what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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