Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
You were trust falling into bushes
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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