Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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