thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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