My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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