Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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