I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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