Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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