No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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