a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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