I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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