is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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