rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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