she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
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