everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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