can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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