I'm really into asian looking animals
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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