does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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