Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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