Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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