i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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