in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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