How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.