Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(205): View more from Alabama

How long until YT realizes that it's a man?

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(845): View more from New York

I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk

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(404): View more from Georgia

I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard

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(916): View more from California

Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.

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(903): View more from Texas

best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.

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