The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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