Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
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I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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