I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
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I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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