You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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