Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Please don't give away my fajitas
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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