Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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