i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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