Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
This is my gift to your gina
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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