K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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