NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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