Christians are straight up FREAKS
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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