You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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