I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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