Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I want her autograph on my taint
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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