Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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