tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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