No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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