I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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