Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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