he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
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Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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