Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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