I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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